Tuesday, February 16, 2010

Adventures of Yenkey - 2!

Yenkey becomes 'world famous' in the whole college!
The 'I know Everyone..' episode:


Yenkey always used to say one thing before anything else could continue in the convesation. That was, "Hey.. Avaru nammappana friend kano" ... Or.. "Avanu Nammannana friend kano" etc.,
Gradually, everyone almost knew about his comical personality. Speak about some well known lecturer/ prof. / scientist etc. in the city, he would come from nowhere, reciting the same old dialogue "Hey.. Avaru chennaagi gotthu... Avaru nammappana friend kano...".

Once during 'after-college' hours,
Ayekaey: Hey Gijey, yenkey, Nagu... Nenne Cricket match nodadreno??? Super match alwa.. India performance was OK.. But Anil Kumble bowled really well.. Paapa yaarigu touch maadakke aaglilla ballna.. Superb performance itthu kumbledu yesterday..... alwa..

Gijey: Correct, Ball sakkath spin aagthitthu kano.. Pitch was also suitable for spin bowling...

Yenkey: Kumbledhaa??? Lo... AA..nanmaga Nammappanige chennagi gotthu...!

Aye: Haan?? Adhege? Nimmappa Cricket fieldalli kooda idaara???

Yenkey: Illakano... Avaru ondhu Coaching campalli participate maadidru.. Aaga even Kumble was in the team...

Aye: (uffffffff...) Mundheelappa...

Yenkey: Aamele Kumble was bowling like a "CHILD"... aagella...

Aye: Yaaru?!!!!!!!!? Anil Kumblena???

Yenkey: Houdu man! Anil Kumblene... He was bowling very high... Adharindha, he was not able to get Pace in the bowling kano....

Aye: Sari.....!?!

Yenkey: Aamele nammappa avanige Bowlingna FLATaagi maadakke heeladru, on the pitchu. So from that day he picked that up and started bowling flat. He could pick up PACE.. So avanige nappana meele sikkapatte respectu ivatthigunu!!

Aye: Oh.. Adakke ansatthe avanu Avatthu 10 Wicketsna ondhe TEST matchalli thegediddu... Howdha??? :D ???

Yenkey: Hoon kano.. correctu...

All others were stunned by the quality of the REEL!!

Aye: Namage meet maadso ondhu saarthi Kumblena... Nimmappanige heelbittu..

Yenkey: Oh.. sure No problems....

Heege heelidhe Yenkey, Innu ivatthinavaregu , Kumble Retire aadmelunu meet maadsilla namagella... Naavu kooda "RAAMAnige Kaadha SITA" thara kaaythaane iddeevi!! :D :D

More to come in future episodes...
Some of them include,
yenkey calling Indian Army in helicopter, Yenkey saving the lives of hundreds of people!.. Yenkey falling from a big building, Yenkey and the famous celebrities... Yenkey getting caught red handed... Yenkey falling for a girl/Girls, Yenkey's Pencil box!
AND MANY MANY MORE.. So keep watching!! this column!

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